ScrappyLabs · Emergency help
Something is down, breached or on fire.
Call (336) 296-9877 and say it's urgent. We have been the people on the 3 a.m. call since '93. We stop the damage first, find the cause second, and leave you a plain-English account of what happened.
- call
- (336) 296-9877. An AI desk answers at any hour. Say "urgent", what is broken, and a number to call you back on. Your message goes to Brian marked urgent.
- [email protected]. Put URGENT in the subject line.
Call if
Any of these is happening
Not on the list? Call anyway. If it is technical and it is hurting the business, it is in scope.
What happens
When you call
- You reach the desk. It answers at any hour and takes the details down properly: what broke, when, who is affected, how to reach you.
- Brian calls you back. First question: what is getting worse right now?
- Stop the damage. Lock the account, cut the access, roll back the bad change, put up a holding page. Containment comes before diagnosis.
- Find the cause. Logs, timeline, what changed. Evidence is preserved, in case your insurer or your lawyer needs it later.
- Fix it and write it up. What happened, what we changed, and what to do so it doesn't happen again. Short, in plain English.
Most of the fires we put out had a smoke alarm nobody installed.
The other half
Better: don't have the Sev 1
The cheapest emergency is the one that never pages anyone. Before the bad day, we set up:
- Watching on the things that make you money, so you hear about an outage before your customers do.
- Backups that have been restored at least once. A backup nobody has tested is a guess.
- Account hygiene: two-factor sign-in everywhere, a short list of who has admin, no accounts left behind by people who left.
- Email authentication (SPF, DKIM, DMARC) so nobody else can send mail as you.
- A watch on your brand name for fake stores and look-alike domains. How that works.
- A runbook: what to do, who to call, and where the passwords live, written down before you need it.
- A safety check on every AI agent before it acts. We gave the robots a babysitter.
We are not your lawyer or your insurer. If an incident comes with legal reporting duties, we work alongside them and keep the evidence clean. We tell you what we know, what we don't know yet, and exactly what we did.
Sev 1 right now: (336) 296-9877, say it's urgent. Not on fire yet: [email protected], and we'll start with a free working session.
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