Not demos. Not chatbots. Working systems that run operations, talk to customers, and solve problems while you sleep. Built on real hardware. Shipping right now.
// [email protected] — 35+ years building at the edge
No buzzwords. No pitch decks. Here's what our systems actually do — right now, in production.
AI that handles real calls — checks inventory, takes orders, confirms appointments. Natural conversation, not a phone tree. Runs on our own GPU hardware with 100+ voices.
Plugs directly into QuickBooks Online. Create invoices, track expenses, run P&L reports — just by asking in plain English. Human approval on every write. Nothing happens without you saying yes.
Multi-server monitoring across any hardware mix — Linux, Windows, Mac, ARM, GPU. Automated health checks, service recovery, and instant alerts. The AI diagnoses problems before you notice them.
AI that goes beyond chat. Monitor competitors, generate content, control hardware, manage inventory, dispatch teams — built around what your business actually needs, not what's trendy.
Most AI projects take months before anyone sees anything working. We flip that. Your team gets access to running infrastructure immediately.
We plug your team into running infrastructure. Real servers, real GPUs, real tools — not a sandbox, not a staging environment. Proven hardware that's already been battle-tested.
We develop your solution live. You see progress daily — real demos, real testing, real feedback loops. No quarterly check-ins. No “it'll be ready next sprint.”
Deploy to your own hardware when ready, or stay on ours. We handle migration, monitoring, and ongoing operations. Either way — it works, it scales, and someone's watching it.
Most shops hand you a repo and disappear. We stick around until your team runs it better than we do.
No templates, no off-the-shelf wrappers. Every pipeline is built for your specific operations — your data, your tools, your workflows. If it doesn't fit how you actually work, it's useless.
We work alongside your people, not around them. Need us to be the whole dev team? Done. Already have engineers? We plug in, build the AI layer, and make them dangerous.
We train the AI agents to do the work. Then we train your team to run them, improve them, and build new ones. The goal is you don't need us forever — but you'll want us around.
Not mockups. Not pitch decks. Working software, running in production, handling real data.
The Playground
Where we break things on purpose. AI chat rooms, multiplayer battles, roast machines, fruit-slicing games — our public testing ground for weird ideas. Everything here started as a “what if” at 2am. The LED above flashes every time someone visits — wired to a real ESP32 on my desk.
Visit the PlaygroundAI Radio Station
Fully AI-powered radio. Original music generated in real-time across a GPU fleet, DJ personas with voice intros, live multi-user chat, song requests via chat or email. Every song created from scratch — no pre-recorded tracks. Request a song, hear it minutes later.
Tune In100+ voices. Text-to-speech, voice cloning, voice design from text descriptions, production studio. All running on our own GPU infrastructure — no cloud TTS bills.
Try ItPlugs into QuickBooks Online. Creates invoices, records expenses, tracks purchase orders, generates financial reports. Plain English in, real accounting out. Human approval on every write.
Learn MoreAI-powered accounting engine built for breweries. 141 API endpoints, 29 database tables, AI chat assistant, full chart of accounts. Currently running a live demo with sample data.
See the DemoCompetitor intelligence platform. AI monitors websites, pricing, emails, ads, social, and SEO — then tells you what changed and what to do about it.
See the PitchComplete solutions — not just software. We build the pipeline, deploy the hardware, secure the network, and train your team to run it.
See the screen. Control the device. From anywhere on your network. BrainJack gives your team secure, auditable remote access to any machine — Linux, Windows, Mac, ARM, even a $35 Raspberry Pi. Keyboard, mouse, screen capture, voice dispatch — all through one platform. No VNC. No TeamViewer. No third-party cloud touching your data. Deploys on your hardware, behind your firewall, under your control.
Your entire infrastructure as one system. Coordinate servers, edge devices, and AI agents from a single pane. Health monitoring, automated recovery, voice-dispatched operations, and agent coordination — across any hardware mix, any scale.
Custom voice agents from scratch. Clone any voice in 10 seconds, design new ones from a text description, deploy to phone systems or any endpoint. 100+ voices included. Runs on your GPU — no per-minute cloud bills, no data leaving your network.
Push voice, alerts, and announcements across any network. Server to speaker, phone to fleet, AI to intercom. Real-time audio relay that works over WiFi, LAN, or Tailscale — encrypted end-to-end. No internet required.
We deploy AI on the hardware that makes sense — ESP32 microcontrollers, Jetson boards, commodity PCs, or enterprise GPU servers. Sensors, displays, kiosks, robots. If it has a processor, we can make it smart and connect it to your fleet.
"The best infrastructure is the kind nobody notices — it just works, at 3 AM, on a holiday, while you're sleeping. That's what 35 years teaches you to build."
Working software beats perfect proposals. We build, deploy, iterate, and improve in production — not in committee.
Local GPUs over cloud lock-in. Bare metal when it matters. When we understand every layer, we can fix anything, anywhere.
A one-person brewery deserves the same AI tools as a Fortune 500. We build systems that scale down as well as they scale up.
Whether it's a quick consult or a full build, start with a conversation. No sales pitch, no NDAs to sign first. Just tell us what you need.